My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You may now shotgun with the bride
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
And then he peed in my hair
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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