am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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