Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
