There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
