he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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