Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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