Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have fence marks all over my body
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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