i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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