My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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