I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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