no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
