But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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