Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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