So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
