I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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