my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You smell like stripper and shame
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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