"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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