Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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