I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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