I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
