he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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