i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
accomplished twins. life is a go
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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