And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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