There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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