p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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