Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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