Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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