I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
...so i touched it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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