so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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