marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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