New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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