now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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