You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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