4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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