Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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