the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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