I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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