I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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