I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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