I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We had to coat check the pizza.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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