Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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