That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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