Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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