remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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