You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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