dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just cut my nipple shaving
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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