Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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