come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
As shirtless as possible
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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