I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sober January is a disaster.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
