fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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